Big Mama Marley

This poem is for Project OpenBook, a community-built children’s book. Details below.

Big Mama Marley
Sat on her Harley
Smokin’ a gnarly cigar.

Down dropped a Spider,
Who dangled beside her,
but he didn’t get very far.

Marley glared at the spider
swinging beside her,
puffing her stogy in thought.

Then she swiveled her hips,
Kissed the spider on the lips,
And they zoomed off to go tie the knot!

Written and Illustrated by Brad Sneed.

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