Perfect Timing

This poem is for Project OpenBook, a community-built children’s book. Details below.

Despite his potty dance
And occasionally-wet pants
Not to mention daddy’s rants…

When you ask my little bro
If he maybe needs to go,
His answer’s always ‘NO!’

That is…
Until he hears the squishes
From the sound of doing dishes…
Then off to the pee he wheeshes!

Phil HausslerWritten by Phil Haussler.

Project OpenBook is a community-built children’s book. Your rating determines what goes into the book. All proceeds go to funding a young girl’s education.

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